February 2012
10 posts
"Do you want me to bookmark 'upsidedowndogs.com'?"
Um, obviously I do.
You know that part in The Devil Wears Prada where Meryl gets in the lift and the girl already in there goes “sorry Miranda” and leaves to get the next one?
That is what I wish it was acceptable for me to do when my boss gets in the lift with me.
January 2012
7 posts
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
5 posts
kkkaaattteee:
Chocolate-covered potato chips. Why don’t they exist?
EXCELLENT QUESTION.
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
4 posts
This toothache has now driven me to hit...
All I want to do is squirt some medicine UNDER my GUM with a syringe (which is horrifying enough in itself) so I can numb that shit and make the pain go away but the FUCKING child protecting screw top is just beyond me. I AM PUSHING DOWN AND THEN TWISTING WHY WON’T YOU OPEN WHYYYYYYYYY? I’m a grown up woman I should be able to open you, but instead I am sobbing and my hands hurt.
August 2011
15 posts
The perfect night in: the best ice cream, an episode of Grand Designs Abroad, Planet of the Apes, and now sitting by the window to enjoy the neighbours yelling along to Limp Bizkit. I can hear banging! I think they’ve got a pit going.
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
1 post
